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she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy
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Study up, la-animaux. Although if you start saying “dog’s bollocks” instead of “awesome,” we’ll have to have a Discussion.
SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD
WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??
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Mother Joyous and Sister Adorable were seen walking down 14th Street yesterday.
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
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